Bacon....with salad dressing...minus the veggies. (Vanity)
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I had another posting regarding using salad dressings to cook with, this is kind of a follow up, but with more detail.....and not for the weak of heart. My buddies came across something on the web about bacon cereal. This guy fried up his bacon, chopped it up and put it in a bowl (like it was cereal) and then added blue cheese (like it was milk).Naturally, under the theory that everything is better with bacon, we decided to come up with something similar. We would do the same thing, but instead of blue cheese, add bacon flavored ranch dressing...
Published on Sunday 20th of May 2012 05:17:58 AM
Housewife Convicted Of Frying Husband
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A Brazilian housewife was convicted and sentenced to 19 years in prison Friday for killing her husband, chopping his corpse into small pieces and frying it. Rosanita Nery dos Santos, 52, was sentenced by Judge Casio Miranda in northeastern Bahia state after a 15-member jury found her guilty of killing retired police officer Jose Raimundo Soares dos Santos, court spokesman Francisco Ribeiro said. Authorities said the killing occurred almost two years ago in Vila Sao Cosme, a lower middle-class neighborhood in the Bahia state capital of Salvador, 930 miles northeast of Sao Paulo.
Published on Sunday 20th of May 2012 05:17:58 AM
Thanksgiving 2004: Hellfire, Hot Oil, and Turkey Hunger (The proper way to fry a turkey)
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Friday, November 26, 2004 Thanksgiving 2004: Hellfire, Hot Oil, and Turkey Hunger The most dangerous form of cooking known to man is widely considered to be cutting and cleaning the fugu blowfish. It takes a chef ten years to finish the training required to be certified to serve the dish. The final exam is easy: the initiate prepares a fugu and eats it himself. If he can skillfully slice it up without exposing the delicious meat to the deadly tetrodotoxin in the rest of the fish, he gets his license. If he screws up he dies a horrible death by...
Published on Sunday 20th of May 2012 05:17:58 AM
Chick Frying is Tough to Stomach (Sneering Liberal Alert)
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Let us spend a few moments contemplating naked chicks. Naked Dixie Chicks, to be exact, meaning the country music trio from Texas whose Natalie Maines has become more famous for something she said than for anything she ever sang. If you're not familiar with what she said, well . . . Welcome back. And how are things on Antarctica? Not as cold, I would wager, as they have been for the Chicks ever since they came out against the war in Iraq in March. Specifically, Maines told a London audience, ''We're ashamed that the president of the United States is...
Published on Sunday 20th of May 2012 05:17:58 AM






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